Free donuts!

Pork Security is maybe not the best money can buy. But the Muppets are on a budget and Link Hogthrob, if nothing else, will confuse anyone to death so they don't have to worry about people getting past security. Unless, of course, you need their help and then you just have to shout and they'll be right there. Meanwhile, while Link is on break you might as well sneak in to the labs and see what the Muppets are up to...